Archive for November, 2008

25
Nov

Thanks for Thanksgiving!

When I was a little kid my parents took me to New York for a trip where we stayed at a fancy midtown hotel. This was the city where my Dad grew up, but when he lived there as a kid he didn’t stay in a fancy midtown hotel – he lived in a tiny apartment in the Bronx, which, for those not familiar with New York, is not the best part of town. When my dad got a little older he learned that his father was actually making a good living as a very successful lawyer, but kept the five person family in a tiny two bedroom apartment in the poor part of town because he was cheap. So cheap, in fact, that he used to wait until Christmas eve to go out to get a tree. He did this because he could catch the guys loading the trees onto trucks to be hauled away around midnight and buy one for a quarter or less. Rather than this being a bad memory, however, my Dad said it was awesome because he would go to sleep on Christmas eve with no tree or decorations, then wake in the morning with a decorated tree and presents! I can see how that would be cool, but still, I like the rituals of going to get the tree, setting it up, decorating it, setting down a few presents early, etc. In my grandfather’s defense, however, I should mention that he lived through the depression, and I think that all people who lived through those dark times, no matter how successful they may have become eventually, were always wary of spending a dime in case it never came back.

But that’s not the point of this post…that is bad writing to go off on a tangent right off the bat, I know.

Anyway, my point was that my Dad took us to a nice hotel where, in the lobby, some dude (sanctioned by the hotel) had set up a little stage to break dance upon in hopes of setting the record for longest consecutive break dancing. 

So, when we arrived on Friday and checked in he was furiously break dancing. When, on Saturday morning, we got up to see the city, he was breakdancing. That Saturday night, when we came back to freshen up before we went to see a Broadway show, he was spinning on his back with a great intensity.

Later, when we came out to go to the show…break dancing. When we returned from the show…head-spinning. When we went to breakfast the next morning…”Rapper’s Delight” was blasting. When we paid our bill ready to go to the airport…guess what?….he was still breakdancing with gusto.

I have no idea if he got the record, but I can tell you this – I’ve often thought about this madman and his endless dancing, and wondered why he did it. The older I get, however, the more sense it makes. Endless breakdancing is what life becomes with age:

Marriage? Dance!

Baby? Dance!

Dreams you fight to keep alive? Dance!

The need to earn money for your growing family? Dance!

A home that never seems to stop needing cleaning? Dance!

A waistline that grows even as you eat less? Dance!

A million other things? Dance! Dance! Dance!

Long story short, as you all know, life gets harder as time goes on. A ten-year-old may look at the break dancer trying to set the record and marvel at his stamina, but an adult may say “You think that’s hard? Try my life!” My grandfather, if one his kids had ever bitched about his cheapness, likely would have said “We’re you there during the depression? No! Back then I had to dance to get a meal! All day long I danced just to stay alive!”

Thankfully we have holidays. This Thursday everyone from the ten-year-old marveling at the break-dancer to all of us adult break-dancers can kick back for a day and relax with family and friends.

So to everyone out there I hope you have a great day! Enjoy! These are the good times in life, and don’t forget, we have to start break dancing again on Friday! ;)

18
Nov

Memories from the corner of my…something, something, something

Now that Maddie has turned one she acts as if she got a memo from baby headquarters instructing her to grow up and fast. For example, not too long ago she would just flail about on her stomach like an Irishman the day after St. Patrick’s Day if I set her down, but now she sits up like a big kid! This alone has been hard enough to wrap my head around, but then Maddie did something amazing last weekend - she pulled herself up on her toy piano and looked over at me standing! It looked something like this:

I like the air up here!I dig the air up here!

After a few seconds Maddie let out a cute little giggle as if to say, “Dude! What the heck am I doing? How did I get up here?” It was pretty shocking. I honestly don’t think I would have been all that much more surprised if she rolled her eyes at me and lit up a cigarette.

I try to burn all these memories into my brain so I will always have them with me, but the sad truth is that I’ve already forgotten so much about my life with Maddie. I look at old photos of us together and try to summon up what it felt like to hold her when she was so much smaller, or to see her smile for the first time, but I can’t. Not exactly. Why is it that I have trouble remembering something so important about my precious little girl, but will go to the grave with all of the lyrics to “MMMBop” stuck in my head?

Even worse is that Maddie more than likely won’t remember any of this stuff either. My Dad sometimes asks me if I remember living at a home we had until I was two, but I always have to say that I don’t. On the other hand a friend of mine did recently tell me she remembers laying in her crib and watching her parents having sex when she was a six-month-old, so maybe babies can remember these early days. Of course with my luck Maddie will remember none of the good things I do for her, but have some weird memory of me walking around in my underwear and scratching my butt.

I guess the point is that life is short enough as it is without our memories failing us for so much of it, and we really need to appreciate every moment. Thankfully there is technology to help…like the following Youtube of Maddie sitting up and dancing!

13
Nov

Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice!

I gave this post a “G” rated title because my friend Meghan told me that my previous post went to her spam because of it’s X-rated title (even if it was meant comedically)! I’m assuming many of you missed my last post for the same reason as well. If so, and you have the time, read it here! It is yet another traumatic story from the files of my childhood.

Things have been hectic of late and I haven’t got the chance to post as much as I like, but it is absolutely imperative that I post tonight because yesterday was Maddie’s first birthday!!! As you may know, we had a kick-ass party for her a week or so ago, but it was so amazing to wake up on Maddie’s actual birthday and realize she has been with us a full year. I may have kissed her five hundred and six times before eight a.m.

As cool as yesterday was, however, it was sort of subdued compared to the day of her party. The world famous Maddie-Moo did have many people call to sing her happy birthday over the phone though, something which, while awesome, may have confused her a little. Toward the end of the day we gave her a Beard Papa creme puff to celebate. She loved it! For the first time she actually ate adult food – or as I tend to call it to Heather’s ire – human food. Check it out:

Are vegetables this tasty too, Dad?

Lastly, Heather is up in Napa for the wonderful Jackie’s thirtieth birthday party, and Maddie is with her Grandparents for a couple days, so I am home alone with Rigby the dog. A couple hours ago Rigby and I popped in our Netflix of the film “The Strangers” which is about a couple settling down for the night when freaks in masks show up and stalk them until they’re dead. Yeah…this charming little feel good flic:

Hold me, Rigby!

A perfect choice to watch alone with your dog at ten at night, don’t you think? I swear, the dog was afraid. Fo’ real, yo. When the masked freaks showed up Rigby would howl. Of course she may have been howling because I was whimpering in terror.

Is it unmanly to sleep all night with the lights on as you cuddle a seven pound dog? If so I just might have to hand in my dude card for night.